Things airline attendants want to say to you

Bob Huber: Humor Columnist Hidden in the dark minds of commercial flight crews are wisecracks they’d like to shout over the planes’ speakers but don’t, because these heroes of the skies prefer to play the game of “Things I’d love to say, but I don’t want to spend the rest of my life driving a [...]

March 30 South County News

By Charlie Carmichael There was a little moisture in the south county area Saturday, but no snow accumulation and no muddy roads to hamper school bus routes for this week. Some of the irrigation farmers are preparing to sow oats around the fields so when they get young crops up there won’t be sand blowing [...]

Nov. 17 Elida News

By Nita Thurman Transitions Birthdays Nov. 19-25: Hazel Holms, Debby Cannon, Wanda Chenualt, Nathan Erdmann, Emily Hamilton, Bennie Jimenez, Joel Moore, Kent Winters, Margaret Wilcox, Jeff Bilberry and Clayton Ford. Anniversaries: Mr. and Mrs. Jake Howard and Mr. and Mrs. Sam Southard. Sale A reminder that the annual crafts show will be at the Elida [...]

Nov. 3 Elida News

Transitions Birthdays Nov. 5-11: Wilma Parkinson, Justin Hines, Guy Merrick, Mindy Oder, Harold Anthony, Autum Shrock, Toni Williamson, Tyrell King, Marsha Dannelley, Anna Diaz, Carol Fine and Kendall Terry. Anniversaries: Mr. and Mrs. Rick Ford. Volleyball The teams will be playing in regional tournaments Friday and Saturday. Reminders The craft sale will be at the [...]

Oct. 20 Elida News

By Nita Thurman Transitions Birthdays Oct. 21-28: Heather Baca, Sarah Boone, Jon Mark Rogers, Burton Smith, Sandra Ferguson, Austin Shrock, Joe Smith, Tiffany Winston and Shearton Veo. Anniversaries: Mr. and Mrs. Bennie Thurman, Mr. and Mrs. Tim Southard and Mr. and Mrs. Garland Creighton. Volleyball Thursday: All teams will play Dora, there at 4:30 p.m. [...]